Thursday, July 27, 2006

No goat fucking please, we're Malaysian

PAUL'S PLACE - THE CASE WILL BE HEARD NEXT WEEK

On 31st December last year at about 10.30 pm, the police raided Paul's Place, a small music venue for the independent music community, and arrested over 300 people who had come to attend a hardcore gig including David Wong, an employee who was helping out that night, and subsequently charged as the owner with four offences.

The case is coming up next week at the Central Magistrate's Court 6 (opposite Dataran Merdeka) at 9:00 am on Monday 31st July.

Do turn up in large numbers and occupy pews in the public gallery - and guys from the press, do come yourselves or send your reporters to cover this important landmark in legal history - and hopefully whatever the outcome will be given space in the media, so that the truth shall be laid bare, and whoever is righteous will be vindicated (we hope).


To jog your memory:

a) A raid was conducted on Paul's Place by the Brickfields Police Station, 31 December 2005. Over 300 people were detained. Those detained were inside Paul's Place, in public places and food stalls within a 100 m radius of the venue. Several police officers we spoke to that night informed us that it was a "Black Metal" raid.

b) David and 3 other individuals were remanded for 2 days and released following a press conference and some assistance from Mr Ronnie Lui. During this time, the reason for the raids was shifted from "Black Metal" to "Unlawful gathering", "public indecency" and back to "Black Metal".

c) Finally, after several weeks, the police department decided why they had conducted the raid. David was charged on 4 counts, operating a pub without a license, selling liquor without a license, not having customs/import permits for the liquor (I think) and displaying the "Paul's Place" banner without getting a DBKL permit. In addition to that, the others were charged under the printing presses act for distributing printed 'zines and t-shirts without the approriate permits.

For more details, please go to http://media-blackmetal-msia.blogspirit.com/ , a web repository on media coverage of this event set up by our friends at the Center of Independent Journalism http://www.cijmalaysia.org.

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Monday, July 24, 2006

Fuck all of you

We know you've been trying to suck our super powers.
But you can't. We've got special sauce.

So take your tentacles, brain saws and aluminium foil hats and fuck off.

Unnerstand?

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There are many who covet the genius and success of Panda Head Curry?.

They want to have cribs that are showcased on MTV, screw a different Victoria Secret model every night and get into the swimming pool less than 15 minutes after eating a heavy meal.

Well they can't.

The secret of Panda Head Curry? is powerful indeed. It is closely guarded by us. We made a blood oath to "those who came before us" that we would keep the secret and only hand it down to the new chosen two when we were close to death, or really bored of being Panda Head Curry?.

Those who possess our secret would could use it to do things like understand what the hell Harussani Zakaria, Mufti of Perak is thinking or move Earth to a new orbit around the sun.

To harness the power of Panda Head Curry? would even allow one to initiate a big bang, create one's own universe complete with sentient beings to entertain them and do one's bidding.

Yes, with great power comes great responsibility.

Thus, is the burden of Panda Head Curry.

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Mahai

Ma Hai!

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Die Fucker Die!

Die! Fucker! Die!

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