REALLY EXCITING COMPETITION!

Woo Hey Muchacos!

Come! Come! We're giving away TONS of fun stuff! This competition's REALLY EXCITING!!

Hang on to your pants & zip 'em up! Click here for entry forms! (http://www.disarseter.com/PHC/competition.htm)

FABULOUS PRIZES!

GRAND Prize:

One Thousand Homo Humpbacks Autographed (by both Lord and General Panda) CDROM album

6 Packets of Maggi Mee Assam Laksa

1 Copy Harian Metro

2nd Prize:

One Thousand Homo Humpbacks Autographed (by either Lord OR General Panda) CDROM album

1 Copy Harian Metro

3rd Prize:

One Thousand Homo Humpbacks (Unautographed) CDROM album

4th Prize:

Blank CDROM so you can burn your own copy of One Thousand Homo Humpbacks CDROM album after downloading the free songs. You may autograph it yourself if you wish.

CLOSING DATE 15 June 2007

Here's what people are saying about One Thousand Homo Humpbacks!

i downloaded the PHC album... amazing waste of time... i loved every wasted minute of it. already have my favourites.... samy, yahudi hey, singer sonwriters suck, meng the catholic, ahab, homophobe....Farez (Hot Shot Corporate Lawyer)

Heard the two tracks, Ahab and Samy. Liked the overall madcap energy, but both songs are actually pretty silly exercises in primate humour - hardly subversive or incisive - just plain inane....Antares (Bad Man, probably Criminally Insane Communist)

And if the silliness could not get sillier, the band has offered the entire album free. It is downloadable from their website (or, by clicking here). Is it worth your hard drive space? Depends, if you can stand songs with titles like 'Samy', 'Singer Songwriters Suck' and 'Worship Me'. As for me? I've already deleted my Delta Goodrem bootleg to make room. Think.com.my. (Really Cool People.)

Listening pleasure! Huh! Only if you're deaf! This is the talentless collection of inept insults that we've come to expect from Panda Head Curry. Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, I urge you, for the sake of humanity and whales everywhere, don't download this racist tripe. It is all you might expect of a carbon-belching bigot. Resist, resist! Sonia... (currently on death row for genocide and smuggling Enya CDs)

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No Show CIJ's World Press Freedom Day Celebrations

Woo hey kids!

It has come to our attention that Panda Head Curry? was advertised to play for the Center Of Independent Journalism’s (CIJ’s) World Press Freedom day, Sunday 6 May 2007 at the Central Market, KL.

If you were there at the allocated time, you will notice that we weren’t there. That’s OK. You weren’t experiencing Lost Time from being abducted by aliens (you MAY have been but that’s not the point of this message). We REALLY weren’t there. And we apologize for this profusely.

What happened was the CIJ used Panda Head Curry?’s name to boost attendance and make obscene profits for their “Independent Journalist” cronies. PHC hadn’t agreed to appear at this event as CIJ just couldn’t afford our fees and couldn’t comply with our riders. We are currently trying to access just how much money CIJ made using the PHC name and trademark in this event, we estimate several million RM easily (NOTE 1).

Our no show had nothing to do with the fact that Ben and I were vacationing in Ko Samui and Langkawi respectively for the past week, out of contact, resulting in miscommunication between CIJ and PHC. No siree..This was pure CIJ spin. (NOTE 2)

We understand there were at least 10,000 people chanting and (and apparently according to CIJ) threatening to riot when they heard of this no show. We are glad no one got hurt, no stores were looted, no one got trampled. They composed themselves, lit candles, joined hands and prayed that PHC’s absence wasn’t due to any calamitous event (we are safe and in good health). Of course, what can you expect from devotees of PHC but the utmost civility in the most trying times? We will endeavor to ensure this doesn’t happen again.

FYI: It was brought to my attention that our 1000 Homo Humpbacks album is being downloaded so much that the entire planet’s bandwidth is getting tied up. We apologize to all internet users…but that’s just something you have to live with.

Also, our song about Malaysia’s favorite bogeymen, Yahudi, Hey! has just been re-uploaded. The previous version of this song was an older mix that accidentally got uploaded with the final cut.

You can go to: http://www.disarseter.com/PHC/album.htm to download the songs/album.

NOTE 1: This is completely fabricated. I made this up.

NOTE 2: Sonia/Gaya – please call us for next gig you have.

NOTE 3: Panda Head Curry? supports freedom of the press and commends CIJ for organizing this important event annually. They put a lot of work into this and do a fantastic job. However, please don't tell them we said this.

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