NEW ALBUM!!!! ARSETRONAUTS & ARSETERIODS
WOO HEY KIDS!!!!!
As promised, HERE’s THE NEW ALBUM!!! ARSETRONAUTS AND ARSETERIODS!!!
TRACKS: (1) It Was ME! (2) Projek Khinzir Raksaksa (3) Chipmunks on Crack (4) Are You Sleeping (SpiderPM) (5) Kencinglah Kencing (6) No Mongolians (7) Malay British Math Whiz Ho (8) Mari Maryam (8a) Budak Kaya (9) Yuri! Don’t Drop The Space Soap!!! (10) I Don’t Do Jazz? (11) Devil Town (D. Johnston)
And here’s the ARSETRONAUTS AND ARSETERIODS REALLY NEAT COMPETITION!
Just answer the following questions – and return to mailto:email@example.com :
(a) What will happens to the aliens once Panda Head Curry? lures them to Earth by building landing strips?
(b) Where does the Khinzir Raksaksa (monster pig) like to hide?
(c) Why do the Chipmunks feel itchy?
(d) What radioactive bodily fluid does SpiderPM have?
(e) What should you do if you need to pee, and the public toilet’s locked?
(f) Why is the protagonist in No Mongolians afraid of Mongoloids?
(g) Name 2 ugly male mathematicians
(h) MULTIPLE CHOICE: Who do you think wrote Mari Maryam? 1) Lord Panda (who enjoys reading John Steinbeck) 2) General Panda (who’s struggling with “Hop on Pop”)
(i) What is Yuri supposed to do, once he drops down on all fours, just like Laika?
Grand Prize: Signed CDROM Album with really cool Cover Art! & empty Nutrafin Turtle Food Container
Second Prize: Signed CDROM Album (no cover art) and surprise leftover from General Panda’s Fridge (WARNING DO NOT CONSUME)
Third Prize: Blank CDROM
Final date for entries is 19 July 2008